{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"Too many bugs.","id":440}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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