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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a pirate pay for his corn?","punchline":"A buccaneer!","id":235}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What biscuit does a short person like?","punchline":"Shortbread. ","id":155}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where’s the bin?","punchline":"I haven’t been anywhere!","id":294}
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