{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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