{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
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Cannibal Adventure is a 1972 children's novel by Willard Price featuring his \"Adventure\" series characters, Hal and Roger Hunt. It depicts an expedition to New Guinea in search of some exotic creatures as Komodo dragons, bandicoots and dinosaur lizards.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't oysters give to charity?","punchline":"Because they're shellfish.","id":432}
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