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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}

{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}

{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}

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{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}

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